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The opening of Shushu Goku Backing Rap.
If you answer a number of questions correctly and get a positive answer, you will win points.
The one with the best score will be the champion.
Let's call out the challengers.
Here they are!
Please!
Thank you for coming.
Please have a seat.
Thank you for saying that.
How about you, Ikigomi?
I came here and heard you were doing this show.
Are you good at cutting?
I am.
I'm not good at it like you are.
What?
I don't think you are.
I've always been refusing to cut my hair.
And I've been cutting it for a while now.
Can you cut it normally for us?
No, I can't!
Let's go with a simple one.
What kind of convenience store do you hate?
You can take anything.
Let's go.
Yaguchi-san, what kind of convenience store do you hate?
Rice ball is expensive.
Wow!
That's good!
Expensive, huh?!
No, no, no, no, no one will buy it!
Oh, my God, I can't do it, what should I do?
Is it expensive in North America?
I really don't know the correct answer.
You don't know?
Then, on the contrary, please remember it today.
Yes.
There are professionals.
Yes.
Yes, I understand.
Then, the next challenger is this person.
Please come in!
Oh, no.
Who is it?
Hello, hello.
Hello, I'm Suzanne.
No!
Where are you?
Here I am.
What's that? What's that?
It's Zann.
No, it's not!
Hello, Zann.
It's Zann.
No, it's scary! His eyes are scary!
What's it called? It's Gingin.
It's Gingin.
Until the end of the show...
It's Sodezansu.
Oh, Zann.
It's Suzann, so it's Sodezansu.
It's Sodezansu.
I hope you can give me a good answer.
One question, Ms. Puri.
Five questions.
Or maybe another question.
I see.
I hope you can give me an answer that will make me go back.
It's easy.
Yes, if you can make me do that, I'll accept it.
What?!
Yes.
It's difficult!
It's not difficult at all!
First of all, I will start with the materials I have.
OK!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Is it OK for you to write your name?
Let's do it!
Yes, I understand.
It's OK.
Please write your favorite kanji character.
Favorite kanji?
Favorite kanji, yes.
Oh, I see.
I like this.
I like this character.
Yes.
Then, Mr. Suamu, please write it.
Here you are!
Kuso!
Good!
Kuso!
Hello.
Thank you.
[PH] Thank you.
It says rice and different things, it sucks.
Yeah.
Okay, Yaguchi-san, let's see.
Go ahead!
Nyo!
Not bad, right?
Not bad, not bad!
I think I can do it with a weapon.
Good, good, good!
You can do it!
I can do it!
Ah, thank goodness!
Normally...
you'd go like...
But sometimes you'd go like...
And you got two of them.
That feels good!
Thank goodness.
Let's move on to the main subject.
Which shop does a good woman go to?
Shop...
By the way, you can use the name of the shop.
For example, you can use a signboard.
Or you can say, I go there because of this person.
Yes, yes.
Yes, Susano-san, please.
Yes.
Which shop does a good woman go to?
Pillmart.
[PH] I'm scared.
Finally, Bakarizumo-san pressed it.
Thank you.
For Diane Daffey.
Let's move on.
Yaguchi Marisen, what kind of shop does a good woman go to?
Datsumo.
It's a failure.
It's not good.
It's a special limit.
But it's smooth.
It's not smooth, so it's not good.
It's good to be fluffy.
Is that so?
Recently, good girls are listening to smooth music.
I watch AV and smooth music like Paipan.
I watched a AV of a rubber band.
I was very excited at that time.
What are you talking about!?
The next is a quiz.
Let's start the quiz.
What kind of shop does a good woman go?
I just thought of it.
Paipi-paipi-big-paipi-festival.
Failure.
Failure?
What does it mean?
Is it a failure?
What does it mean?
What? I said pipe-an, so it's pipey-pipey.
Oh, you mean pipe-an?
What? I don't know what you're saying!
Okay, Yui-san, let's talk about good girls.
Good girls, right?
Good girls go there, right?
Yes, let's go.
Good girls go to a shop. What shop is it?
Night pool.
Oh, wait a minute.
See? They all go there.
Wait a minute. What kind of pool is it?
English people go there by floating boats.
Cute girls or cool girls.
Have you been there, Yagyu?
No!
I had the image that you guys would go into a dark pool and have fun, but that's not the case.
No.
Oh, I see.
Failure!
I'm sleepy!
She's not a good woman at all.
No, she's not!
I don't think she's a good woman.
I think it's a pool for women to show off.
I really don't like that.
Oh, you don't like it?
Yes.
[PH] The next topic is...
Let's change the topic.
The second question is...
What kind of woman does a man like?
Please.
A woman who can hold down a man's feelings.
She looks like that, she acts like that, she does this and that...
What kind of woman does a man like?
Immediately, a woman with a bad attitude.
Oh!
What does that mean?
Sex.
Both.
Yes, I do.
Please go ahead, Ms. Yaguchi.
What kind of woman is good enough for a man?
A woman who cares about her parents and family.
Isn't this the best woman?
By the way, Ms. Yaguchi, do you have any parent-child relationship you recently had?
I don't know. But on Mother's Day and Father's Day, I go out with a lot of energy.
You go out with your parents and give them presents or go out for dinner.
Do you have any joy in life?
Joy?
I think I did the best thing for my wife.
What?
That's a good story!
I thought you were right.
Really? I was just showing her my child.
I don't care.
Right?
That's the point.
Yes, yes.
That's a bit annoying.
Men are more important than women.
Next question.
Tell me about good women of the future.
Good women of the future?
It's difficult.
There are some robots and some movies.
Let's start the show.
What about good women of the future?
This is a mouth-shaped one.
What?
What do you mean?
This is a belly hole.
Do you give names to each of them?
Yes, we do.
Tell me their names.
My name is Hitomi.
This is a little...
It's a joke.
A joke?
It's a joke answer.
Oh, really?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot I was Suzanne.
That's not an idiot answer!
I'm an idiot.
Okay, Ayami-san, let's go.
What kind of woman is good for the future?
Probably like this.
Like this.
What is that?
Well, she has a big chest and a big butt.
And her waist is tight.
Can I change my pose a little?
Yes, please.
I don't like this part.
But it's cute.
I don't like this future-style.
It's cute.
And I don't like this hairstyle.
I don't like it.
Can I change it?
I'll peek here.
I don't like this fixed hand.
No, it moves.
I wanted you to draw it as if it were moving.
Which one do you like?
I don't like this line at all.
No, no, you don't need it.
You don't need it here, either.
Wait a minute. This line...
This line is creepy.
Excuse me, I'll go this way.
I'll go straight.
You don't need it here, either.
Oh, right. It's better to be round here.
Wait a minute.
No, please give it up.
Look at this.
No, please give it up.
This is not it!
This is too much!
As expected!
Is this bad?
Let's end it here.
Then I'll give you points.
OK!
Zanzu-san, 8 points.
8 points?
Oh, great!
And Yakusa-san, 4 points!
Oh!
That's close!
It was already decided!
It's a little more than double and it's quite difficult to win.
Okay, I got it!
Let's make this quiz a chance for you, Yaguchi-san.
Okay.
Intro!
Intro?!
I'm better at that!
As soon as you know it, raise your hand and guess the song.
Okay, please.
Go ahead.
This is it.
On this earth...
What is this?!
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, then, Yami.
No, no!
No!
Pink Lady.
Listen to me.
No!
Let's go!
What is love? What is love? What's wrong with you? You look bad.
You're a bad boy, you're a bad boy, you're a bad boy.
This is just a game.
What is this song?
This is just a game.
Udon is spicy.
Udon?
I caught it by mistake.
Who is it?
What is this song?
It's a good jump.
No, oh, no.
It's summer.
Oh, no, be precise.
Oh, oh, oh, it's summer.
But...
But?
Who is the younger brother singing it?
Um, Goto...
Who is the older sister?
Maki.
Goto and Maki's younger brother is...
Goto...
Yuki?
Yuki...
What did you do to get caught?
Same line, same line, I stole it.
Correct!
Congratulations.
Wonderful.
I don't want to answer for real!
You get one point for your stupidity.
I don't want to answer for real!
That was great.
That wasn't an intro, was it?
No, but you only did that intro and that's it.
No, it's not!
Then, next one.
Please listen and answer properly.
Yes!
Then, let's go.
Go ahead!
I'm sorry.
Suddenly I want to be cold and be protected. Why, why, why?
Why is it that you are the same?
What was it?
Um...
Okay, okay, let's go back.
What was it?
It's about timing.
Timing!
Timing.
Wow!
Let's hear the correct answer.
Okay.
That's it!
Iyanan, nandun, buratturi, kettan, sekkai, meisei, shimakeru, rattan, ryuudan, retaban, koi, tsutama, kou, chou, toya, ki, tu, tan, kinan, tai, ni, ri,
[PH] That's right!
You're welcome!
Now, for the timing...
But?!
Who were in the group?
Amazon!
Amazon, but who did Amazon give the name Amazon?
Tenzan!
Tenzan, when you were in Osaka and you saw Cookie in a pachinko and you were playing slot, did you need it?
I was playing!
How many medals did you have in your deck when you were playing?
Chari, chari, chari, charin, charin...
No! Zero!
What? What? What?
What is it?
What a shame.
What's the answer?
Zero.
Zero?
Zero.
Zero medals.
What?!
It's exactly 1,000 yen.
What do you mean by that?
Let's go to the next question.
[PH] Question 2
《Poison》
Yes, yes.
Yes, Mr. Takashi.
Is it okay for me to answer this?
Yes, it is.
What is it?
It's 《Poison》, isn't it?
It's 《Poison》, but...
Who is singing it?
No, it's Mr. Sorimachi.
It's 《Poison》, but...
Who is the wife of Mr. Sorimachi?
Ma'am, what do you think we should do?
But what is the animal those two are hunting?!
I don't know any animals!
Dogs?
Dogs! But what is the dog's dog breed?!
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
Doberman!
But this Doberman has not bitten a neighbor! Which one?!
Not. Bitten!
You win one point!
You're not going to make up for it?!
I'm not going to make up for it!
Oh my god...
Please stop!
Doberman has also bitten a neighbor!
Yes!
Oh my god!
The game is over!
I couldn't answer a single question!
Do you want to answer one question?
Yes.
Then, can you ask one last question?
Can I?
Sure, you can.
Go ahead.
[PH] Q. What is the name of the song that Kato san sang?
I really don't know.
[PH] Bibi...
Ja Ja Ja...
Dukudan Dandan...
Jam Jam...
Yeah Jam Jam...
Duta Duta...
Even in bad times, we can laugh.
Duta Duta...
Kato is...
A real idiot!
[PH] Wait a minute!
Without thinking about other people's things
Even the clock hand is turned over and running
I see you and I see you
But a gentle breeze blows and my heart dries up
With a smile?
How is it?
Yes, Yami-chan!
With a smile!
Yes!
But!
Where is the comedy agency that keeps that smile?
Um... Yoshimoto-san!
Yoshimoto Industries! But...
Yoshimoto Industries is now out of business.
Who is the president and president now?
President Okamoto!
It's President Okamoto, but is there a mole on President Okamoto's face?
No! Which one?!
None!
Incorrect!
Of course there is!
There is!
It's right here!
It's a shame it's so big!
There is a big one.
It's a big one. It's a scary one.
Let's end the intro and organize the points.
Ten points for the telephone award.
Wow!
Yaguchi Mari, four points.
It's the lowest level.
I was a little bad at it.
It's the lowest in the past.
Wow!
How about it, Yaguchi-san?
Yes.
You can double it.
It's up to you.
Double it?
Do you want to double it?
Yes, I do.
Then, can I give you one command?
If you can succeed, it will double.
Please make it something you can do for real.
Something I can do for real, but it's a little embarrassing.
I used to sing.
Is the old song embarrassing for you?
No, not at all.
Really?
The song I sang when I was Morning Musume.
Yes.
Can you sing one chorus of the song?
Can I?
Can you?
Yes.
Then, take off all your clothes and...
Wait.
You're a real pig.
Wait a minute.
I'm not sure.
It's all over the place.
It's long, isn't it?
What's long?
Like a thousand people's beard.
No!
Wait a minute.
It's impossible!
What?
It's impossible!
What should we do?
Can't we just sing peace?
No one sings peace until midnight.
I don't think so.
Of course you do.
I don't think so.
You're a liar.
I was singing!
I'm still singing now, everyone.
I'd like to know if your favorite person was kind.
I like you.
Can I?
Can you?
Can I?
Will you sing?
I want you to sing from your head.
What happened to your head?
Sorry!
Come in through the door.
Nice.
Can I?
I want to see.
You don't need an everchorus, do you?
I'll open the door.
Let's go together, let's go together.
Do you sing like that?
I sing like that for the first time.
You want to open the door in the second time, right?
Yes.
Let's go. Peace, dance, go!
Right, we should all go back home!
No, I don't think so!
It's awesome!
Get out!
Wait!
What are you doing?
It's too early to open the door.
What timing?
It's the second time.
Sing.
Okay, okay.
I promise.
One more time.
Get out!
Okay, okay.
Let's go.
Yes.
One, two...
Ho!
No.
I didn't do anything.
Really...
I was just bored.
You're Shimura, right?
She said, Ho!
Don't do that like Shimura.
I want to laugh like the latest.
Laugh like a crazy Shimura.
Is it okay?
I'm sorry.
Sorry!
One, two, three, four!
Ho!
Come on, let's go!
Yes, everyone, let's go!
Come on!
Sit down!
Come on! Ice-oven!
Ice-oven at the highest level!
Ti-pi-tu-ti-na!
Sit down!
You're fast!
A little more!
Please let me sing a little more.
It's a failure.
It's okay if it's a failure, but please let me sing a little more.
How much did you want to sing?
I want to sing a little of the chorus.
Where is the chorus?
The one I like.
What's the dance like?
The one I like.
How do you do it, Ashi?
I do it like this, behind you.
Behind me?
The one you love...
Yes, yes.
You raise your chest like this.
Yes, yes, yes!
You can do it!
The one you love...
...was kind.
Peace!
Let's do it together.
The one you love was kind...
...and we'll say who the one you love was.
Right?
Let's do it like that.
What?
So, one, two, three, four...
The one I like...
No, first Ms. Yabuki.
Was kind.
Wait.
The one I like...
Was a big money man.
I see.
No, let's do it again.
The one I like...
Yes.
Was a western girl.
Let me go!
It's real!
It's hot!
I see!
You had a poster, didn't you?
I had a Forkies poster in Otsuka.
The one that I made myself.
It's good.
It's hot!
It's good.
Thank you!
I was happy to do this.
It was fun.
I was happy.
I'm glad you liked it.
It's good that we can dance together.
It's wonderful.
Let's see the results.
It's a 5.
Wait, why?
I'll put it in my job description.
I'll put it in one by one.
This is not chance time at all!
What do you mean?
It's like you're giving me a chance.
Yaguchi, you didn't say who you like.
I didn't say it!
No, it's fine.
Then let's do it.
We're fine.
Yaguchi, ready and...
The one I love is Satoshi Tsumabuki.
Why?!
I said it properly!
It's fine with you, but...
It's true!
Really, you're the best?
The best.
I wanted you to say you're like a family.
Thank you.
Yes, yes.
Thank you for saying that.
OK, this is the last and final game!
Final game.
In one word with a photo.
We'll give you a photo, so please answer.
Let's start.
In one word with a photo. Go ahead!
Yaguchi Mari.
You're ____, right?
Now, what did you say?
Please answer. Go ahead!
It's a one word that Chihara Junior said.
What?!
It was this face?!
Who?! Who?!
It's a Chihara Junior question.
It was this face?!
Yaguchi Mari, it's easy to understand.
Yes.
Yes, Yaguchi-san, please.
Yaguchi Mari?
Sefflearo?
Oh!
You turned your face a little bit.
Good.
You turned your face like this.
Don't write it.
You turned your face a little bit, Yaguchi-san.
Great.
Great. You turned your face a little bit.
I'm not.
You're a monster.
A complete monster.
Okay, let's see what happens.
A. Yaguchi Mari.
You're too young!
Fail!
You said you were from Sefre, didn't you?
You're similar.
Incorrect.
Please give me something cuter.
Oh, is that so?
Those are not dirty words like that, Tagoshi.
Are there any other cute words?
Yaguchi-san, please guess as well.
Eh? Um...
Oh, yes.
Yes, please.
Yaguchi Mari?
She's cute without makeup, isn't she?
Oh!
For some reason.
Without makeup is pretty bad.
It's not bad!
You know, I don't have much makeup on.
No, no, no.
Without makeup, she's pretty okay.
How about you? You don't have any?
I'll tell you the answer.
You know the answer?
I asked my family about what I heard from my junior.
No, I'm scared.
Your mouth is covered with...
These are not my questions at all.
You've got middle school graduation.
That's right.
What do you think about this, Mr. Yaguchi?
That's correct!
Is that so?
Yaguchi Mari, you've got middle school graduation.
Is that so?!
That's correct.
Middle school?
Yes, that's the question.
Yes, it is.
We're in the middle of a high school team battle.
That's right.
Yes, it is.
The middle school is focused on middle school.
Here's the second one.
This is a junior high student.
You said you would let me do whatever I like.
She's changed.
No, she's the same.
You're different!
Well, she had a big face back then.
She's a little chubby now, though.
She's swollen.
Yes, she is.
What?
Let me kiss you.
No, I want a kiss.
Well, you know...
I like it.
Yes, you like it.
I like it, too.
Yes.
What?
Go ahead.
Gomaki.
Puff, puff me up!
What?!
It's nothing.
Puff me up!
Puff, puff.
If you lose to a car, you say puff me up. Puff me up.
Whoa, I'm nervous!
This was in an anime. It's cute!
It's Kamisenri, right?
Yes.
Oh!
The anime is cute!
Doesn't it sound cute?
Cute, cute, cute, yeah.
But it's like a simonetta, right?
Yes, yes.
It's not like that at all?
It's not?!
No, no, no. Of course it's not.
Doesn't a junior do a simonetta?
Huh?!
Alright, let's do it.
Go Maki...
You wore a T-shirt and went into the pool...
And you took a picture of it.
I've got weird rumors about you.
Weird rumors about me?
Wait a minute.
What's under that T-shirt?
Under the T-shirt is my nipples.
Your nipples?
My nipples are naked.
Okay.
That's what I saw in the picture.
I'm not getting enough air here.
Here...
You're not getting enough air?
Under my nipples, I'm not getting enough air.
I want air in my jaw.
I need to breathe in air in my jaw, but my dad touched me and said,
you know, there's air up there, and I breathed in it, and it was stuck in my jaw with air and I was pushed back and I was stuck.
It's nice, isn't it?
But you'll breathe in it.
It's best for breathing in.
For breathing in.
I'm going to be scolded.
Shall we go to the next question?
Yes.
This is the last picture.
This is the last question.
This is tough.
Please go ahead.
Juniors say...
We are not juniors.
We are real juniors.
No, we are not.
We are real juniors.
We are juniors who were looking good
when we were appearing in the TV drama
Minimoni.
Yaguchi-san, did you make Minimoni?
Yes, I made Minimoni.
Yes, Minimoni Telephone Ring, Ring, Ring.
So, at least...
At least...
Oh, yes.
Yes, please.
At least...
your personal life...
...seems like that.
Ah... I'm sorry.
It's more like, you know...
I can't write it down.
Is it okay for you to say,
you know, like that?
No, no, no.
What do you mean?
At least...
your personal life...
seems like that.
Your daily life...
seems like that, too, right?
No, no, no.
It's really the same.
Really?
By the way, at least who was there?
Me!
Sorry about that.
Tsuji-chan, Kago-chan...
Mika-chan, Mika-chan, me.
I think you like it a lot.
Yes, thank you.
This part, right?
What was it?
Delicious milk, drink it.
Ah, right.
So you drink milk because you're short?
Everyone's shorter than you.
No, but I think that's probably it.
What is it, Su-chan?
Drink it.
That's nice.
Let's sit down.
What time is it now?!
What?!
What time?!
It's gym time.
Do you think we're doing a quiz?
We're talking about the ending freely.
We're not doing any score or anything.
What was that?!
It's good, right?
It's scary!
It's a delicious showman, drink it up.
Delicious shochu
Milk, milk
Drink it with milk
Drink it with shochu
Shu, shu, shu, shu, shu, ro, shu, ro
Ah, yes, yes
Shu, shu, shu, shu, sho, ben, shu
Yes, that's good
That's how it is in front of the shisho
That's right
What about you, Yagyu-san?
What else?
The one you're drinking right now
One, two
Delicious shochu
Drink it with it
That's good
Yes, yes, yes
Wait with soda
Wait, wait
Wait with soda
Break it up with soda.
Oh, that's good. Not funny at all.
That's good.
I was looking at you with a golden card, but I kept looking away while looking into your eyes.
It was painful.
[PH] Because...
I was thinking about what to do.
It's too painful.
It's a little long.
How is it, everyone? Are you tired?
We're tired.
Are you tired?
Yes.
Then, do you want to go to the ending soon?
Yes.
Then, do you want me to sum it up for you?
Yes, we want you to do it.
The results are in.
It's hard to get points and then get caught.
No, I didn't.
It was a fierce battle.
I forgot what I was doing in the middle of it.
14 points for Zakosho.
Wow.
And 8 points for Yaguchi Mari.
8 points!
Well, it's a shame.
So, 14 points for Zakosho.
Thank you.
But, how many points do you get if you subtract 8 from 14?
There are six points of difference.
You can solve those six points and end the game in a flat state.
What should you do?
Go home with a bent state or keep it flat?
Which one do you choose?
Let's end it!
Which one do you choose?
Why don't you let me end it?
It's okay. You don't have to make it flat.
I'm not bent.
Can you carry your broken state and go home?
Can you meet your children at home?
Because I can't get anything for it.
Can you show me your broken mother?
It's okay if you show me.
I'm losing more than I'm gaining.
I lost more than I gained.
I don't know what to do.
You haven't lost anything.
Can you do it flat?
I'll try it once.
Can you do it flat?
Let's have you stand up.
I don't care if it's not flat.
I want you to feel the strongest and biggest feeling of yours.
I want you to feel like you want to return to the flat.
Shout out loud the loudest you can now.
Let's go.
3, 2, 1, go!
I want to return to the flat!
Failure.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your hard work.
It was no good.
Thursday.
The man who was waiting for a man under the guise of cookies and zacos,
the program producer, Sonokeko Manhira.
The man who appeared there was...
40 years of experience, a construction worker from the east.
The man waiting for him in the car was...
I'm so happy to catch you!
Kotaraigawa!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
What is your name in Parallel World?
Please, go ahead.
Chimbo Buranosuke.
OK!
This guy...
I've been working in the Japanese TV before, so I can't say weird things.
No, no, no, please change it.
Don't make it too small.
Hey, you made it too small!
What's up, Higashikoma?
What's wrong with you?
It's coming.
Yes!
Did you get squeezed?
Shushugoku Mini Marathon.
Ready.
Start!
He's got a cover.
It's a bell.
A bell?
It's coming!
Ouch!
Why don't you just get it!
Get it!
Why don't you just get it!
[PH] Idiot!
[PH] The End
Thank you, Yakko. Thank you very much.
It was fun.
This is hell, too.
Ten hours of chatting is crazy.
It's crazy.
It was too long.
You're too long!
I'm sorry, but you're the only one who can answer.
What?
You're the only one who can answer.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that. There are many parts you can't use.
Can you use it all?
I can't use it all.
I can't use it. I can't use the part where you put out a picture.
You drew it during your own time.
I'm rewriting it, so let me have it.
You drew it before that.
I didn't write it.
What do you think?
Let's go home.
Let me go home.
Let me go home after you say I'm going to go there and there.
Let's start editing.
Do you want to go home?
There are a lot of places I can't broadcast.
That's all I want to say back home.
There are no parts you can't broadcast.
There's so much!
The end, the end, the end!
That's so...
It's ending! It's ending a while ago.
It's finishing.
I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving...
What are you doing right now?
I'm leaving, I'm leaving...
Thank you for your hard work!
Take care! Take care...
Yes! Thank you very much!
Now, say something when you close the door.
I love you!
Come back now!
Come back!
You're not saying anything... what are you doing?
I can't do it.
What do you like?
I didn't think you liked it at all.
I want to go home.
It's over.
I'm hungry.
Let's go eat.
I'm hungry, too.
[PH] Did you send it?
[PH] Room?
[PH] The silver one too!